Joke Of The Day
By
Tokemaster General,
Contributor
Thursday, July 25, 2002 @ 1:01 PM
They're sick, they're filthy,
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner.
"Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."
So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"
"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
skullette - 7/30/2002 11:41:32 AM A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of Handcuffs.
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skullette - 7/30/2002 11:40:08 AM A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade.)
SC11 - 7/30/2002 11:01:33 AM YES ZEROSIGNAL, WE NEED THE LATINS TOO.....TO DO THE LANDSCAPIG AND PICK THE LETTUCE
UncleJ - 7/30/2002 10:18:45 AM I'm getting tired of the colored man keeping me up!!! It gets lonely at the top!!!
gravydude - 7/30/2002 7:16:51 AM Shut up Nigger,,,,,,,
SC11 - 7/30/2002 6:54:27 AM I am outraged! Listed below is just another example of the white man keeping us down.
Where can a black man get a free grape soda and some
pork rinds here in New York?
yur frend - AL
borut - 7/29/2002 10:12:27 PM What the f**k is with this olympic? Is this a new discipline in having the same joke in front? Buy a Pentium, not 386 machine, please.
cerebral1 - 7/29/2002 4:39:44 PM AN ODE TO REV. AL: COON,COON,BLACK BABBOON,BRUTAL WORTH
LESS,THIEVING GOON...OFTEN HIGH...THRIVES IN JAIL...HIS
WELFARE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL.. SOME 40 OFFSPRING HAVE
BEEN HAD,NOT ONE WILL EVER CALL HIM DAD...AND YET HE
HOLLERS DAY AND NIGHT:"I BLAMES DE WHITE MAN FO MY PLIGHT,IT'S HIM SPREADS TRASH ALL AROUND MY SHACK...
IT'S HIM WHAT MAKES ME SMOKE DIS CRACK,HE PUSH MY KIND TO BURN AND LOOT,AN SENDS DE PO-LICE DAT WE SHOOT...
BUT INCH BY INCH WE TAKIN' HOLD,LIKE WHEN DE WHITE BREAD STARTS TO MOLD... WE'LL OVERRUN YO HOMES AND SOON... DEY BE ONLY FIT FO DE BLACKASSED COON"
AL FOR PREZ 2006!!
VEGASDAVE - 7/29/2002 2:49:42 PM Yo mamma so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang
peyotegirl - 7/29/2002 12:39:18 PM What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside down?
2 brunettes and a redhead.
headbangersue - 7/29/2002 11:57:42 AM Is this pooping tournament brought on by UH...rednecks, by any chance...LLL...(purely speculation) O;-)
ididrack - 7/29/2002 8:26:51 AM Yo mama's so black... when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on!
Doctordavy_chappy - 7/29/2002 12:10:16 AM Why do farts "Smell"? So Blind people can enjoy them too!!
timmysin2002 - 7/28/2002 9:57:38 PM Yo mama's so fat,when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower!
timmysin2002 - 7/28/2002 9:56:09 PM Yo mama's so fat,she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
