Pee Wee Herman Busted For Kiddie Porn!!!!
By
Frank Meyer,
Contributing Editor
Friday, November 30, 2001 @ 2:30 PM
Police Raid Home Of Paul Reube
From Page 6:
Police have raided the Hollywood house of Paul Reubens, a.k.a. Pee-wee Herman, and carted off boxes of evidence in a kiddie porn probe.
On Nov. 16, Reubens' home was searched after the Los Angeles Police Department was told that the comic genius was into child pornography.
But a spokesman for Reubens, 49 - who most recently starred in "Blow" and "Mystery Men," and hosted the NBC game show "You Don't Know Jack" - claims that Reubens is an innocent victim of blackmail.
"The search was based on a financially motivated, fabricated claim by an [unnamed] individual," the spokesman told Page Six.
"The police did have a search warrant, but they were voluntarily allowed into [Reubens'] home. They seized material from [Reubens'] house including his vintage kitsch and erotic art and photography collections which Paul has collected for over 30 years."
A story in next week's National Enquirer will report cops carted off nearly 2,000 videotapes, dozens of boxes of pornographic pictures, magazines and books, and three computers containing "lewd material."
But the most disturbing claim in the story is that among the bawdy bounty seized from Reubens' gated mansion were 20 to 30 Polaroids of apparently underage boys, "some undressed, some performing solo sex acts," Enquirer editor David Perel tells Page Six.
Reubens' spokesman vowed, "At the end of the day, my client will be completely vindicated. The story that my client has child pornography is false.
"Paul is a collector of kitsch art and erotica," the spokesman said. "His house is like a museum. He is a very big pop-art collector from outer-space images to vintage advertisements to Pee-wee Herman memorabilia."
While no charges have been filed, the Enquirer's Perel maintains that cops are still "cataloguing" the items and are in the early stages of the probe.
This is not the first time Reubens has been embroiled in an embarrassing sex scandal.
In 1991, while visiting his parents in Sarasota, Fla., Reubens was arrested in an adult movie theater for masturbating during a showing of "Nancy Nurse."
In a case that drew worldwide attention, Reubens eventually paid $135 in fines and court costs, but the resulting publicity caused CBS to cancel "Pee-wee's Playhouse."
emo06 - 8/21/2006 9:07:36 PM wtf! i love pee-wee if he wants to look at porn let him look at it if hes havin a good time but dont take him to jail =(
i love pee-wee im watching him right now on adult swim
soo haha!!!!!!!!!muahhahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
scotty136 - 9/20/2003 6:43:40 PM some of a bitch should be dee nutted and veind and put out too dry
ronmaiden - 12/18/2001 11:03:46 AM hey old drunk you stupid fuck!! shove your fucking stupid shaved pink ass head back up your ass and dissaper .or better yet come up to see me i will show your racist idiotic nazi face a new look called boot stomped by indians. fuck off and die you trailer trash fuck wad!!!!!!!!!!
hughes - 12/9/2001 3:55:22 PM i doubt pee wee had kiddie porn. when can this man masturbate in peace without having a badge sticked up his ass??
headbangersue - 12/8/2001 9:49:10 AM ~STEPHEN~KING~would be nice too...*<8-D
headbangersue - 12/8/2001 9:48:04 AM Might we have some "ROB~LOWE" info.?..."PLEASE???"...O:- )
HARDKNOCKZ - 12/7/2001 5:55:28 PM Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
FarBeyondMetal - 12/7/2001 2:10:13 PM WTF?!?!?!?! The National Enquirer??? Oh there's a credible source...When I hear it on CNN or someplace that doesn't report on Oprah's latest bowel movement I'll believe the PW Herman crap..
By the way, when did PWH become "music" news?
HBRocker - 12/7/2001 12:47:53 AM Welcome to Leave it to Beaver........Wally walks into his bedroom he see's the beave lying on his bed sobbing.
Hey Beave whats up? Last time I saw you crying this much you had your penis stuck in the exaust pipe of dad's car. And Fire Department had come and help you.
Cut it out Wally . Whats all the sobbing about you little rat? Didnt you hear Wally, Mr. Herman down the street got put in jail. For what Beave? Something about Kiddy Porn.Hey Wally, Whats Kiddy Porn ?Well Beave you know how last Christmas when you were snooping around mom and dad's closet for presents and you ran across that box full of pictures of mom and dad with no clothes on?And you brought the picture's downastairs and showed them to dad at the dinner table. And when you asked dad why he had his face in mom's lap with her feet up the air and a dildo sticking out of her ass? And he spit out his milk and said he was "Cam Digging" Yeah Wally I remember those. What about them? Well Beave Kiddy Porn is kinda like that and junk but with Children.The Bedroom door swings open in walks Eddie Haskell....... Looks at Wally..Hey Clyde looks at Beaver hey ya little squirt.Hey Clyde what ya doin teaching the little munchkin how to remove the skid marks in his underwear with his tounge?????AHHHH knock it off Eddie didnt ya hear what happen to Pee Wee?I, heard I, heard replied Eddie. And I tell ya it serves him right. Geee Eddie whats gonna happen to Mr. Herman. Well Ill tell ya squirt. First of all theyll haul his bow tie wearing ass into court.And then his pro bono appointed lawyer will fuck up his case.They jury will find him guilty as charged. The judge will hollar at him and order the death penalty. And after years and years of appeals. His date with the electric chair will arrive. Then the govener will throw a switch and send 50.000 volts for electricity in his frail body his eye's willpop outof thier sockets his hair will burn his nut sack will pop and before you know it the ony thing left will be that fucked up bow-tie and those fucked up white shoes he wears.By that time they will smell of burnt leather. Any question squirt? Gee yeah Eddie Whats pro boner? I think I got one.... Hey squirt It's not what you think and quit looking at my crotch. "KNOCK KNOCK" WALLY? BEAVER?..... Come in mom.......the door opens in walks Mrs. Cleaver..... I just come in to tell ..... Oh Hi Eddie I didnt know you were here.
Good Evening Mrs.Cleaver I was just telling Wallace and Theodore the pitfalls of Child Pornography. My My Eddie how do you know so much about kiddy porn?.My Mrs Cleaver that is a nice dress you are wearing this evening. Thank you Eddie. I just came up to tell the boys dinner is ready you more then welcome to stay and join us Eddie. By the way Mrs. Cleaver are you wearing panties? OH stop it Eddie you know I never do. And if you dont clean your plate Im going to take Ward's riding crop to your ass!!!
fuckncunt - 12/6/2001 12:29:30 PM Hey Whiskey and Old drunk, a couple of requests
1. Change your login to Xenophobic
2. Publish your home address
3. Fist yourself to death
drokka - 12/6/2001 12:23:36 PM ROFLMFAO, GGRRTY!
freako01 - 12/6/2001 10:15:37 AM Oh by the way, don't believe the Nat. magazine. Wait until the police come out and say, "Yes he did have pictures of kiddie porn" then you people can say all you want about him. Until then just don't say anything bad about him.
freako01 - 12/6/2001 10:12:03 AM Whiskey and Old drunk, you two are fucking idiots. "Wake up white people" what the hell is that for. Fucking jealous motherfucker. yeah, I am a Mexican, and a wetback at that. So what are you going to do about it. I am here in this country, that by the way is not yours, I am busting my ass just as much as the next person. What the hell are you doing, leaching off the government. You fucking lonestar card ass. Fuck you and every other open racist motherfucker in here. Yeah, I say "open racist" cause you can be racist and not show it. If only I lived in CA, I would be the first in line to kick your fucking ass and I wouldn't be the last one to do it either.
blackfire - 12/5/2001 9:49:37 PM Shut the hell up you racist mother fucker whiskey!
