ARCHSPIRE Announce 2024 North American 'The Everything's F#*!@D Tour'
By
Larry Petro,
News Monkey
Saturday, March 2, 2024 @ 10:50 AM
| With Special Guests ABORTED, CARCOSA, ALLUVIAL
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Does checking apps on your phone feel like you're opening and closing an empty fridge 100 times a day?
Do the terms "Wellness" and "Self-Care" make you feel so sick that you just wanna barf all over yourself?
Are you drowning in booze every night just to forget about the grim reality of your own fleeting existence?
Well, guess what? ARCHSPIRE have absolutely no remedy for any of that. But this summer, the fastest, sharpest and craziest tech-death band on planet Earth are distracting North America from just how much everything totally f#*!ng sucks.
Joining forces with Archspire on this rescue mission are Belgium death metal vets ABORTED, Canadian deathcore hotshots CARCOSA and Atlanta's grim and gloomy ALLUVIAL.
"We're joining forces with these three elite squads to strategically infiltrate major North American cities", ARCHSPIRE says. "We're on a mission to provide you with a brain-numbing, eardrum-puncturing, nuclear strike that is guaranteed to melt away all those incessant pestering thoughts for at least one night of your dwindling life so that you can completely forget that everything's f#*!@D and TRULY. F#!@NG. PARTY".
Tickets will go on sale to the general public Friday, March 1 at 10 a.m. local time.
Get tickets: www.archspiretickets.com
The Everything's F#*!@D Tour
- May 31st - Edmonton, AB @ Midway Music Hall
- June 1st - Calgary, AB @ The Palace Theatre
- June 2nd - Saskatoon, SK @ Coors Event Centre
- June 3rd - Winnipeg, MB @ Park Theatre
- June 5th - Minneapolis, MN @ Varsity Theater
- June 6th - Chicago, IL @ Metro
- June 7th - Detroit, MI @ The Majestic Theatre
- June 8th - Toronto, ON @ Phoenix Concert Theatre
- June 9th - Montreal, QC @ Club Soda
- June 10th - Quebec City, QC @ Théâtre Capitole
- June 11th - Boston, MA @ Royale
- June 12th - Brooklyn, NY @ Warsaw
- June 13th - Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Soundstage
- June 14th - Charlotte, NC @ Neighborhood Theatre
- June 15th - Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade - Heaven
- June 16th - Tampa, FL @ The Orpheum
- June 17th - Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution Live
- June 18th - Orlando, FL @ The Abbey
- June 20th - Houston, TX @ White Oak Music Hall
- June 21st - Dallas, TX @ Studio at The Factory
- June 22nd - Austin, TX @ Come and Take It Live
- June 24th - Phoenix, AZ @ The Nile Theater
- June 25th - Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory
- June 26th - Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades
- June 28th - Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
- June 29th - Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
- June 30th - Vancouver, BC @ The Vogue Theatre
ARCHSPIRE will be playing songs off their latest album, Bleed the Future, which is available now.
Order: https://redirect.season-of-mist.com/ArchspireBleed
Stream: https://archspire.bandcamp.com/album/bleed-the-future
ARCHSPIRE are hella famous now. You can find them in the club, popping bottles and showing off their JUNO award.
In true rock star fashion, instead of paying off their massive gambling debts, the Canadian band decided to take everyone's Kickstarter money and record the most disgusting, uproarious, and out-of-this world expensive music video in the history of technical death metal.
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