New Study Says Smart Kids Prefer Hard Rock Music
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Newsferatu,
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Saturday, March 24, 2007 @ 5:51 AM
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Researchers say they've found a clear link between hard rock music and intelligence. The claim came after a study of the musical tastes of 1000 brainy youngsters found they preferred the likes of Ozzy Osbourne to Mozart.
The survey was carried out by a team at the National Academy for Gifted and Talented Youth at Warwick University in the UK, And they've even come up with an explanation.
The researchers believe many bright children often feel isolated because of their high IQs - so they tend to seek comfort in loud music. They believe lyrics dealing with alienation and hate can be a form of escape for brain boxes.
We at KNAC.COM believe the researchers have it wrong. Never mind the research, it is clear to us you had to be smart when you shot out of the womb to prefer loud, hard rock music.
deadeye1 - 4/4/2007 11:55:13 PM if this study is accurate how does it account for the kids in special education classes who love metal?? like the kids who were as dumb as a bag of hammers.
satanpreacher - 4/3/2007 12:35:14 AM dude,i'm fuckin smart ..........i dont have to hear it from some fuckin asshole........fuck off bitch
magor_critics - 4/2/2007 6:11:12 AM Leather_Lung - 1/12/2007 8:26:58 AM
"BEWARNEDofmagor: I just read your advisory... LMAO! dude, i hope you write children's novels for a living... anything else would be a waste of your creative talents... hahahaha!"....thanks Leather, I've always wanted to thank you for your support.
BEWARNEDofmagor - 4/2/2007 5:56:07 AM Warning. magor is a idiot; a complete dysfunctional. If you happen across this individual be advised he is in need of mental help, and possibly off his meds--yet again. He is highly illogical and loves to hear himself babble, as he has basically no life. Please keep this in mind as you forge thru his epic-length rants of paranoia, half-truths, hearsay, conjecture, speculation and innuendo. This ‘thing’ is highly caught up in his dialectical myopia, and simply can’t be reasoned with. Keep this in mind as you venture forth into his little warped world.
magor_critics - 4/2/2007 5:50:57 AM Listen to what others have had to say about magor.....scrapmetal - 1/7/2007 6:58:12 PM "Oh and btw,get off the crank & pay your internet bill,loser.Or at least go to the library & use the free computer access so we have somebody to humiliate when we get bored at our capitalistic,AMerican job sites."
ZGirl - 4/2/2007 5:21:55 AM hey judas,please spare my ZBoy,please!!!please for the sakes of a woman in distress!!Zboy comes home(our lil shack in rural mississippi)punch drunk after these arguments,totally lost,angry,drenched in his own urine,as you know he's broke anyway,and also a closet homosexual.he beats me,then trashes the shack before he falls asleep muttering obscenities.cant u guys let him be a victorious keyboard warrior?please???
ZBoy - 4/1/2007 11:48:23 PM Jud-ass...and you sound like a retarded monkey with a thesaraurus
magor - 4/1/2007 10:44:44 PM magor_classics, you must be getting paid by someone to make such a huge intense effort trying to embarrass me. No matter because you've only proven yourself a moron with your horrible English skills and I'm also sure youare the same moron who periodically comes up with new handles trying to legitimize your views through attempts at critical humor. Also, anyone who has the time to research another poster's past rants here is really the retard as everyone knows. Finally, bad publicity is better than none as they say, so you're only helping me indirectly. Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
magor_classics - 4/1/2007 5:48:40 AM I love this one: magor - 12/22/2006 4:02:42 AM
Uh. "you can find my answer to that one under that Stanley article. Have no more time, gotta run, those Nigerians were here in my presence BTW, not scammers (yes, I know about those) writing posts from the old country."...wow, magor, those nigerians were really in your presence, wow you must have felt honored? They were on the bus in route to the wellfare line with you, no doubt.
magor_update - 4/1/2007 5:26:58 AM magor - 3/31/2007 5:36:28 PM
BTW, I'd rather listen to a few Nigerians's truth or b.s than Hollyweird's....they very fact you based anything on a couple free-roaming Nigerians speaks volumes regarding your naivety. You disparage and discredit yourself everything you open your mouth magor. Nobody on this site is stupid enough to fall for half the bull you have allowed yourself to believe...you have successfully brainwashed yourself into believing utter non-sense. Poor novice magor.
magor_update - 4/1/2007 5:08:01 AM Well, the biggest delusional retard this site has ever seen is back: welcome back Magor. For those of you that don't know. magor was away for a little while as his internet source--i.e. the unemployment center--caught on to his waste of their valuable resources and forbid access to him for that reason. See, magor is such a loser the guy couldn't even afford internet access for almost four months--which he openingly admitted. magor contemplated going to the library for access to KNAC but was scared the library charged money for access--poor euro cunt--has some obvious issues. Now that you are aware that magor hasn't two cents financially; let's focus on how he hasn't two cents mentality. See, magor’s tired-ass dissertations are highly entertaining--like the time he said: (board) Paul Stanley in mapplewood, Minnesota (Headbangers) magor - 12/22/2006 12:57:42 AM “I know some Nigerians from a previous job who swore to me hard rock/metal was big there in the 70's already too, I wouldn't be surprised if with all the Euros traveling back and forth to Brazil, Chile, Venezuela, and Argentina, if this was the case there as well.”…see how he add to the hearsay of the two Nigerians by throwing all of South America into the equation. Poor magor just adds more to the already bogus claim in sheer desperation to make a fiction reality…..listen to what others have to say: Leather_Lung…”it's funny to read him when he (magor) gets on a roll... he actually stated in one rant that European countries have never accepted military or financial aid from America or some such nonsense... lol! I had to post some statistics and a web site to legitimize my facts so he can see for himself that Europe is the biggest recipient of American aid, militarily or otherwise.” With magor, the laughs just continue and continue. I will be bringing you more classic magor moments from the vault very shortly. For now enjoy magor—the most despised cunt this site has ever seen.
analgravy2 - 3/31/2007 11:56:19 PM I should buy a tracfone. Then I won't overdraw my Opportunity Checking account.
judasbishop - 3/31/2007 9:37:40 PM you sound like a little kid zboy (my best comeback?)...sorry if you are, but i thought you said you found jegod in your 30's
ZBoy - 3/31/2007 7:43:02 PM c'mon Jud-ass pinhead,that yer best comeback?...i rest my case
magor - 3/31/2007 5:36:28 PM BTW, I'd rather listen to a few Nigerians's truth or b.s
than Hollyweird's, moron.